Handsome is as Sparkly Does

Last summer, my sister gave me her Burger King toy. It was this ring:

Open it up, and inside is Edward in all his sparkly goodness. 

She gave it to me to make me laugh, knowing that I'm firmly Team Jacob. Edward vs. Jacob is not even a debatable subject.

Anyway, since it was a gift and I love my sister, I have, of course, cherished this ring. (And by "cherished" I mean that I didn't throw it away, but instead set it on my shelf to gather dust.)

My five year old daughter found it yesterday and informed me there was a guy inside.

Me: Oh, is he handsome?

Her (giggling): Yes!

Me: Why?

Her: Because he sparkles!!

My husband (sinking lower in his chair):     . . .